A woman woke up one morning to find her husband not in bed. She looked all over the house and finally found him sitting on the basement steps crying.
"Honey, why are you crying? Today is our 20th year anniversary. You should be happy."
"Yes, you are right. But do you remember when your father caught me fudging the books in the office 20 years ago?"
"Yes, sweetheart. I remember."
"Well, your father told me, that he had this really ugly daughter...tha's you. And if I don't marry you he was going to have me put in jail for 20 years."
"Okay. And..."
"Well, if I had let your father put me away, I would be a free man today."
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