
A man walked into Kaiser Permanente wearing a tuxedo.
When he was asked why he went there, he replied, "I came to, uh, get my pipes cut."
"You mean you are going to get a vasectomy?"
"Yep, but I don't use words I can't spell."
"But, why are you wearing a tuxedo?"
The man fired back, "If'n I is gonna be impotent, I wanna look impotent."






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