A man walks into an office and says he wants a job as a 'professional'.
He is given the following test.
Question # 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Question # 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Wrong Answer!
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Question # 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
Well, he missed the first three questions so they gave him one last chance to show his true abilities.
Question # 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do
you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
He shoots, he scores! Okay, so I missed all except for the third question. Didn't see the fourth one comin'. Nice job starting us off with a real "man walks into an office" joke.
Posted by: Easton Ellsworth | March 6, 2006 8:23 PM | Permalink to Comment