
Nabisco offered the following advice on one of their cracker boxes.
"Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go with with cheese on crackers."
That reminds me of the time a missionary (Mormon?) was eaten by a couple of alligators
After they were finished, the alligators that is, one rolled over and said to the other: "I love to eat people. They are soft on the outside and crunchy on the inside."






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