
I stopped by an AVON for men at the local MACY's .
The girl went back behind the counter and dug in deep to a drawer to get something to show me.
The pamphlet said
1. Want to improve your looks?.......wear a mask.
2. The last time we saw a face like yours.......we threw it a fish.
3. You must have been a big surprise to your parents. Surely they expected a boy or a girl.
Sorry...we can't help you.
Next!



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Oh my gosh!!! This one's sooooooo
hilarious!!! I thought I'd read it cause I work at Macy*s...hahah
Good One! ;)
Posted by: Jacob E. | April 26, 2006 11:58 PM | Permalink to Comment