A man walked into a CESSNA airplane school. It should have been the school that trained the highjackers, but, alas, it was different.
On this particular day the school was having a fair and giving free rides to a visitors.
The man was fascinated by the old open cockpit airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the man.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The man and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to the man, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the man, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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