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Mar29
Chairman of Marathon Oil

The Chairman of Marathon oil was out jogging one day and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. (Perhaps he slipped on an oil spill)

Three boys who were playing alongside the river saw what happened and without a second thought they jumped in and rescued him.

After cleaning up, the CEO said, "Boys, you have saved the chairman of one of the largest oil companies in the world. You should be rewarded. Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you. I am very rich."

The first boy said, "I'd like a ticket to Disneyland ."

"Done!" said the CEO.

I'd like a pair of Nike Air-Dumbos," the second boy slipped in.

"Consider that done, too!"

"And, I'd like a wheelchair with an Sony stereo in it," the third little champion said.

"What/! You're not handicapped!"

"Nope, but I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowing." 


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