There was a certain oil company CEO who had a heart attack.
When he awoke, he found a preacher staring him in the face.
After the CEO listened politely to the preacher for over a half hour about how thankful he should be to have been spared and how he should repent at once, the CEO was asked if all his sins flashed before his eyes during the heart attack.
The slimy CEO responded, "Don't be ridiculous, the attack only lasted 6 hours."
The preacher, in turn, said, "You can start by why you are gouging all the rest of us at the gas pumps."
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