A man lost his job and went into a bar and ordered a drink. The
bartender looked at him and said: "Nah, I don't think you can pay for it."
The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money and I just lost my job, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?" The
bartender says, "Sure, as long as it isn't something kinky."
"Deal!" the guy says and he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a
hamster. He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs back and forth across the bar, around the room and then finally jumps up on the keys of the piano and begins to play a Beethoven sonata. And the hamster does a great job!
The bartender says, "You got me. That's amazing. That hamster can really play the piano." The guy chugs down his drink and asks the bartender for another.
"Money or something amazing, otherwise no drink", says the bartender.
The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on
the bar, and the frog starts to sing. He has a great voice and everyone stares in awe.
Suddenly a stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog.
The guy says "Okay." He takes the money and gives the stranger the frog and the stranger runs out.
The bartender asks him, "Have you gone bonkers? You just sold a singing frog for $300? Surely it was worth millions."
"Nope", the guy says. "My hamster is also a ventriloquist."
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