It seems the other day my boss realized he was out of money big time.
Not knowing what to do, he decided to pray.
"God, what is a hundred million years seem like to you?"
God replied, "That's like a second to me."
The boss jumped, not really expecting an answer.
"God, what does one hundred million dollars seem like to you?"
Again God replied, "It is like a penny to me."
The boss got excited now, thinking he had God on the line.
"God, can I borrow a penny from you?"
God answered back, "Sure you can."
The boss' eyes lit up.
"Please wait a second."
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