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"You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of your muscles? It can't be done. It's just a fact of life. You just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight training."

This is what Arthur Jones was told before he solved the "unsolvable' problem by inventing Nautilus.

Hey! I worked out on one of their machines today!

You mean, I was doing the impossible?

I am a dude!