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Before that donkey was blind he used to be cross eyed.

The Mexican farmer took the donkey out in the field to work. And goodness knows, donkeys like to work if you can get them to do it.

Then one day the donkey went all cockerwhammied. The stupid beast couldn't plow a straight line to save its soul.

So, Carlos took him to a vet.

The vet went to the front of the donkey and looked him right in the eyes and announced, "Your donkey is cross-eyed. But don't worry I can fix it."

He told Carlos to look him in the eyes. The vet, in turn, grabbed a piece of garden hose and went behind the donkey and stuck it up his butt. And then he began to blow...the vet that is. Carlos watched in amazement as the donkey's eyes straightened right out.

$50 poorer, Carlos took his donkey home to work. And work the donkey did until one day, sure enough, he started going all crooked againg.

Wanting to save himself $50, Carlos called his friend Manuel and told him to look at the donkey's eyes while he did his thing.

Carlos took a piece of garden hose and stuck it up the donkey's backside and started blowing. Nothing happened. He blew some more and nothing happened. He blew until his cheeks hurt and still nothing happened.

Finally Carlos asked Manuel to give it a try.

Manuel came behind the donkey and pulled the hose out of the donkey, turned it around and stuck it back in.

Carlos' eyes widened and he asked "What you doing there, Manuel?"

Manuel replied, "Well, you didn't think I was going to blow off the same end as you did, did you?"