A handsome man and a beautiful girl met, fell in love, immediately got married and went on their honeymoon.
On their wedding night, the bride went into the bathroom to freshen up. Unfortunately, she had bad breath so terrible she had to take tubes and tubes of CERTS to control it.
However, she decided it would be best to let her husband in on her secret since they
would be spending the rest of their lives together. She skipped the Certs and returned to bed.
Her husband then went into the bathroom to freshen up. He also had a terrible problem with foot odor that required he use Home Salon Foot Spray to control it.
Like his wife, he decided the time had come for her to learn about his problem so he, too, returned to bed without using the medication.
He jumped into bed, grabbed his wife and gave her a big kiss.
She said, "Honey, I have something to tell you."
"That's OK," he said, "I already know what it is, you ate my socks."
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