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In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

           To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.  If the
           cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a
           number of wishing floor.  Driving is then going
           alphabetically by national order.

Is that the Slavic or Roman alphabet? Or will they use Kana as we do in Japan. Or Hanzi as they do in China, in which case, they will need more than 20,000 floors....ooh, I want to ride that cabin.