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Uncle Shecky: 

A guy is walking to work one day and right outside his office he sees a penguin. He's startled, doesn't know what to do.

So, he takes the penguin into his boss' office and asks his boss, "What should I do with this penguin?" The boss looks at him and says, "Take him to the zoo, you idiot!"

A few days later, out on the street the boss runs into the guy and he still has the penguin.

The boss is shocked. He looks at the guy and says, "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo!"

And the guy looks at his boss and says....

Ben

I did. But we had such a great time, today I'm taking him to a ball game.

Me

Question: What's the second Big Moo lesson?