A man couldn't afford a real www.mustang.com so he had to settle for the animal version.
He also couldn't afford to buy www.chapstick.com.
One day he rode into town and pulled up outside a saloon where he got off his horse. He then tied the horse up walked around the back of it, lifted its tail and kissed the horse's backside with puckered lips and walked into the saloon.
Across the street an old timer couldn't believe what he had just seen so he rushed across and burst into the saloon where he saw the man drinking at the bar.
"Hey mister," he said. "Did I just see you kiss that hoss' backside?"
"Yep."
"If you don't mind me askin'. Why d'ya do that?"
"Cos I got chapped lips," replied the man.
"And kissin' your hoss'rear cures chapped lips?"
"Nope," said the man, "but it sure stops you from lickin' them."
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