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A man walks into an office to apply for a job.

He was told that whoever came up with the best pun would get the job.

This is what he came up  with.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.  One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.  The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Can you top that?