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A man walks into an office to apply for a job.

He was told that whoever came up with the best pun would get the job.

This is what he came up  with.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.  One
 says to the other, "Are you all right?"  "No, I lost an electron!"  "Are
 you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Can you top that?