
A man walks into an office to apply for a job.
He was told that whoever came up with the best pun would get the job.
This is what he came up with.
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So... the one flies over and the other one swims through. Which one gets the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."
Can you top this?






HAHAHAHA... i had to0 read this one twice in order to get it...so freakin' funny...
since it was "early" in the morning..
the "oily" bird got to it first...right?
hahahahah...i think that's right...lol
Posted by: Jacob Enriquez | May 22, 2006 10:33 AM | Permalink to Comment