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A woman decided to upgrade from her boyfriend 6.0 to a Husband 1.0.

Here is bug #

10.  Sometimes, Husband 1.0 will end a process prematurely, before you
have the required result. This generally results in spawned processes
scattered over your system which must be located and removed. More often
than not, however, Husband 1.0 will appear to take an inordinately long
time to complete a relatively simple process.