Two engineers went an an archeological dig.
One day they were exploring a remote mountain in Tibet and they came across a
huge granite statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400 foot tall, and its bodily details were accurate down to the fingernailsand teeth.
"It looks real enough to talk," said one
"Lets try," sayid the other and then turned to the statue and asked it its name.
No answer.
"How old are you?"
No answer.
Finally. one shouted out, "What is the square root of 64?"
Suddenly, the mountain shook as the giant statue rose onto its feet and put its hand on its chin. Then after about ten seconds, the statue answered in a roaring voice, "Eight"
"Of course," said the engineer, "It only stands to reason."
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