
# 9
Lewis: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 80 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Bill: "Our father who art in heaven ..."
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I never met a businessman who didn't play golf. Thank goodness I am a writer and an educator.
My friend, Lewis Greer, of Do Good Music sent this series of best caddy comments to me. He was a golfer who gave it up to make music because, as I heard it, he couldn't get his club out of a tree and his caddy wouldn't go up to get it for him, either.
Chances are that these comments are a personal collection that he has heard throughout the years and he just doesn't want to admit it.
Of course, the comments at the end are always mine.



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