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Robert Orben was the speechwriter for President Gerald Ford.

On whether he should go to work or not, he said -

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of richest people in America. If 'm not there, I go to work."

I look in my wallet to see if I can afford to buy the next issue of Forbes....and, well, I am still working.