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Here are three final ways Microsoft would change the auto business -

7.  You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car98 or CarXP -- but then you would have to buy ten more seats and a new engine.

8.  Occasionally, your car would die for NO apparent reason and you  would have to restart it.  Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.

9.  Every time the lines of the road were repainted, you would have to buy a new car.

And a bonus -

10.  People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features had been available from other car makers for years!