Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT:

* Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds.
* Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
* Is faster than a speeding BB.
* Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
* Talks with God if special request is approved