Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD:  

* Leaps tall building in a single bound
* Is more powerful than a locomotive
* Is faster than a speeding bullet
* Walks on water
* Gives policy to God