Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

PRESIDENT:

* Leaps short buildings in a single bound
* Is more powerful than a switch engine
* Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
* Walks on water if the sea is calm
* Talks with God