
The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:
VICE PRESIDENT:
* Barely clears a quonset hut
* Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
* Can fire a speeding bullet
* Swims well
* Is occasionally addressed by God






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