Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

GENERAL MANAGER:         

* Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
* Is run over by locomotive
* Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
* Dog paddles
* Talks to animals