Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

 MANAGER:                 

* Runs into buildings
* Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
* Is not issued ammunition
* Can't stay afloat with a life preserver
* Talks to walls