Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

 
TRAINEE:                 

* Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building
* Says "look at the choo-choo"
* Wets himself with a water pistol
* Plays in mud puddles
* Mumbles to himself