Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

The other day I picked up a newspaper at Starbucks, about a hop, skip and a jump from  ebay and also right down the street from where I live. In the classified section, I found this opening position with its job description:

SECRETARY:               

* Lifts buildings and walks under them
* Kicks locomotives off the tracks
* Catches speeding bullets in her teeth
* Freezes water with a single glance
* Thinks she is God