Mrs Toyota loves Mr. Toyota, but there’s one thing that really bothers her:
He always goes for a beer after work, returns home drunk, and snores so loud in bed. That’s not what really bothers her. What really bothers her is that their dog, Teddy started snoring last month too!! She finally decides to do omething.
She goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells her to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed Teddy is snoring again. Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon, ties it around Teddy’s testicles, and sure enough he stops snoring.
She is amazed. Later that night Mr. Toyota returns drunk home from being out with his friends. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly.
Mrs. Toyota thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. She goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husbands testicles.
Amazingly it also works on him. Mrs. Toyota sleeps very soundly.
The next morning Mr. Toyota wakes up very hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his scrotum. He is very confused.
He walks back into the bedroom and sees a red ribbon attached to Teddy crotum. He looks at Teddy and says "Boy, I don't remember what happened last night, but where ever you and I were, we got first and second place."
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