Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

   Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to the Starbucks right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of ebay. I hence made several friends from ebay, and collected some strange sayings from their office:   

   "Every morning is the dawn of a new error."

   "I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

   "There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full."