Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

   Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to the Starbucks right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of ebay. I hence made several friends from ebay, and collected some strange sayings from their office:   

  "Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?"

  "Do witches run spell checkers?"

  "Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

  "For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord."