Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

In a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."

From a brochure of a Tokyo car-rental company: "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."