Bill is on a short business trip to San Francisco. While waiting for his flight which leaves a 6:00 at the Cincinnati Airport, he relizes that he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he askes him for the time. The guy replies "Sure, which country?" Bill askes "How many countries have you got?" to which the reply is "All the countries in the world!"
"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its
miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one... You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"
"Well, acutually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours!"
Our watchless traveller can hardly whip out his cheque book fast enough, and hands over a cheque for $900.
The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.
"Congratulations, here is you new high-tech watch!" and then handing the 2 suitcases over as well he says, "and here are the batteries!"
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