A marriage counselor was running out of ways to advise his patients so he decided to ask some young kids for their advice on how he should respond to frequent questions.
He asked -
"WHAT ARE THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER?"
"Sensitivity don't hurt."
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."
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I find it really hard to believe that young kids actually said all this stuff. As intelligent as youngsters can be, I remember being young once and I was samrt but very naive.
This sounds like advice parents might give, especially the comment about paying bills. What bills do young kids have to pay? Candy at the store maybe.
I believe the most important qualities are acceptance and patient and sensitive. You have to be accepting of defects of character and patient when your significant other is on your last nerve. You must be sensitive to their needs both in and out of the bedroom. Good conversation can be better than sex in some circumstances.
That is my experience.
And yet, for some reason, I'm still single.
Posted by: michael denning | July 31, 2006 9:10 AM | Permalink to Comment