"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! "
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
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