Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to the Starbucks right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of ebay. I hence made several friends from ebay, and collected some strange sayings from their office:
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
"Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes."
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
"The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in."
"... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"
"A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord."
"All computers wait at the same speed."
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