This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a T-shirt and a pair of shorts. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" She explains that her husband had been a successful business man for all his life wearing suites all the time, and she just wants to see him to be in some simple and relaxing clothes now. She gives the director a blank check to buy them.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a T-shirt and a pair of shorts. She tells the director how much she loves the outfit and asks how much they cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a T-shirt and a pair of shorts . I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads"
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