One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing
time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, he observed the drunk sit in the front seat of his car fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. By now, everyone has left the bar and drove off. Finally, the man started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
"I' r the designated driver."
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