Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
- From a Southwest Airline employee.... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."
- From a United Pilot- "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
- After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
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