Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- I would not allow this employee to breed.
- This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
- When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
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