Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- Bright as Alaska in December.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
- Has two brains: one is lost; and the other is looking for it.
- If brains were taxed she would get a refund.
- If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week.
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