Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- He’s so dense light bends around him.
- If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you would get change.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
- One neuron short of a synapse.
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