On a tour of the admin office, the president notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of employees and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The president, walks up the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The president then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the president looks around the room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other employees mutters - "Pizza delivery guy".
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