Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

- On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

- At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

- Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

- On a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

- At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."