5 surgeons are taking a coffee break.
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color
coded."
4th intercedes: "I like engineers... they always understand when you
have a few parts left over at the end."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the
conversation, says: "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There's
no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are interchangeable."
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