
- After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
- Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- If at first you don't succeed, don't try again: quit. No use being a complete fool about it.
- If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.






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